Anybody have a Playboy Bunny suit hanging in your closet? I mean the real deal, not one of those lingerie imitations that comes in a clear plastic bag and has all the parts including the puffy bunny tail for $19.99. It has to have the super high-cut legs that go all the way to the waist. I already have the fishnets left over from my guest appearance at the Condor a couple of years ago.
I need it ASAP so I can work out and starve myself to fit into the darn thing by next April. And no, I do not want a Plus-size Bunny Suit. Yes, they make them – I saw it online while searching for authentic Playboy Bunny costumes.
And why, you ask, is this essential? Well, after my last birthday (69) when I did the Wonder Woman bungee jump as a re-enactment of the forty-fifth birthday bungee jump, the newspaper reporter asked me what I would do for my fiftieth birthday that could top this? I said I wanted to be a ring girl at a boxing match. So, it’s time to make good on my word – only twenty years late!
I’m hoping there are boxing matches scheduled for Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas on April 8, 2017. And that the people that run the show allow me to take a lap in the ring holding up a card with the round number. Just once. I will have to convince them. I mean really, who would want a senior citizen parading around in a Bunny costume in their boxing ring?
So, dear friends and readers, if you know any boxing promoters, or any ex-Playboy Bunnies who still have the outfit let me know. Or if any of you travel to Macau or Cancún go to the Playboy Club and try to wrangle one of the Bunnies out of her outfit. Don’t call me if you get arrested trying.
Meanwhile, I’m composing a letter to Christie Hefner to see if she wants to get on board. I’m pretty sure her dad, Hugh, is too busy to be bothered. Christie might think it’s a fun caper, but then again, she may just call the men-in-the-white-coats on me. Either way, I’ve got nothing to lose. I’ve lived through worse. Party on!
Damn, Carole Jean, you’re a Hoot! Yes, at 69 you’re hot too.
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Ya never know what I’m gonna come up with next, right? Even I don;t. Really, I thought I would outgrow this!
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And I will be there to witness it all, make no mistake! Welcome to the Woman of the Seventies, a force arising. Watch out world, here she comes!
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Mine is still in the closet with the rest of my toys..
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Hahhahahahahaaaaa!!! You always crack me up, Fuzzy!
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Rock on girl. Have fun.
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YOU are H~Y~S~T~E~R~I~C~A~L !!!! YOU look so young you won’t have any problem
with the whole 9 yards! LOVE your capers… So funny…clever… heartfelt! Thank you for
brightening my day and everyone else’s….. Miracle gurl……..amen… hugs galore
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You will look absolutely perfect in the ring. I guarantee looking as gorgeous/fit as you do, you’ll get a standing ovation when you hold up the sign saying “wish me a happy 70th”…Can’t wait…..good luck on getting this together.
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Thanks, Geni! You are and always have been wonderfully supportive! Yes indeed. I will get something together one way or another!! It’s a bit early to push for the boxing ring/promoters…hae to wait until it gets closer! Surely hope to see you there!
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